Spencer Pratt is Fucking Crazy

As I'm sure you already know, the Hills series finale was earlier this week and ended with a great bang: it proved to all its dumb-ass followers that the entire show is fake. But the real story is that Spencer Pratt ( The "Sp" of "Speidi", if you will) tried to crash the finale. The problem with these reality shows is they give completely useless people the strange idea they actually matter in this world. In everybody's eyes, Spencer is a nobody that doesn't deserve the fake fame he received. The great part about the story is, because he's a fucking psycho, he knew he wouldn't be allowed at the finale. Now most people would simply give up, but not Spencer. He got the awesome idea to dress up like an old man. They'll never know! Unfortunately for Spencer and fortunately for everybody else in this world, his idiotic attempt to sneak in failed and he was promptly removed from the premise.

The Hills Finale Reveals What Everyone Already Knew

The Hills ended for good tonight but I'm not going to give a summary of the episode because if you care about what happened you probably already watched it and if you didn't watch it you don't give a rats ass. I just want to talk about how everything ended. On Tuesday evening I posted about how Kristin Cavallari said the show was fake. Everyone in the world already knew it was fake and cast members have hinted at it before but it wasn't until the finale that the show actually referenced it.


The main plot line of the finale was Kristin going away for a few months to Europe because she needed to figure out her life. Brody tried to convince her to stay but Kristin got in her car for the airport anyways. As she drives away, with Brody visible in her rear-view mirror, a montage of clips from the show is played - very similar to The O.C.'s finale. Brody stands there as we see the Hollywood backdrop being rolled away behind him - realizing they are filming on a studio lot (not in front of Kristin's house as we thought) with a backdrop and all. The camera pans out and shows that Kristin's car didn't really move at all. She gets out of the car and hugs Brody as the camera pans out revealing all of the cameramen and crew-members. Video of the scene is below.

I was completely surprised by the ending as I didn't expect the producers to finally admit everything was staged and fake but they probably wanted a unique way to end it and they certainly accomplished that. My naive cousin called me after watching it, screaming into the phone about how mad she was that the show was fake. Either she refused to believe it was fake all along or girls really do have smaller brains than guys. Brody talked about the ending on the after-show and said,

"The thing is, as you saw on the end — what's real and what's fake, you don't know. Our relationship, the entire time could have been fake. That's one of the questions: what was real and what was fake, and we left it [open]."

"Could have been fake"?!?!? Okay Brody, the show is over - you don't need to try and cover it up any longer. I was born at night, but not last night. LC and Whitney came back for the after-show while Spencer continued his extremely weird ways by tweeting a picture of him dressed up as an old man.

Speidi Jr.

Everyone's favorite trashy celebrity couple, Heidi and Spencer, might be welcoming the next generation of evil into the world. Heidi Montag is in the middle of a "separation" from husband Spencer Pratt but a lot of people believe it is just for publicity. Heidi and Spencer do something soley for publicity? No way...not in a million years. . Now it is being reported that Heidi is afraid she is pregnant. I'm not sure what to believe with these two anymore because the only truthful part about their relationship is the fact that Heidi's boobs keep getting bigger.

In the article it says an "insider" tells Star Magazine "She and Spencer had an active sex life right up until the day she walked out door, and she was terrified that she could be pregnant." Lesson #1 if you don't want to get pregnant - wear a condom. Lesson #2 - birth control. It's not that hard. I'm sure this is all another publicity stunt but heaven help us if it isn't because there shouldn't be one of these little creatures running around.


I'm pretty sure that "thing" has a goatee.